I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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