After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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