This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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