no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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