last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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