The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize