we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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