She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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