What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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