so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Holy sore nipples Batman
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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