I CAN MOONWALK!
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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