I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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