Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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