respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
