like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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