yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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