he wants to bone in the snuggie
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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