i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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