Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Come on in and take your pants off
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