I need help removing her.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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