I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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