You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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