it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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