Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Naked. naked and bneed help.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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