try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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