Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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