i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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