Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I supernannyed him into submission
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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