elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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