I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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