she was so not down for the gang bang
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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