let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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