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I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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