dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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