I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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