i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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