i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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