Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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