Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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