nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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