He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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