No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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