haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
