remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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