how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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