so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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