Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize