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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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