I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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