I have demons in me.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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