He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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