yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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