You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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