JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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