Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
