Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
it was like eating out sand paper
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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