Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
are you so shy because you have an std?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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