Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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