another moral hangover. fuck.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
